Heh. Heh. Heh.

By way of the Statesman:

Luby’s, the beloved Texas cafeteria chain and home of the famous LuAnn platter, is looking to sell its restaurants and assets, the company announced Wednesday.The Houston-based company’s board decided to pursue the sale after a review of operations that included the effect of the coronavirus pandemic, according to a news release.

I HATE cafeterias. (Insert “Rex Humbard’s Soup Kitchen” story here.) So I am filled with delight down to the bottom of my shriveled coal black heart at the prospect of Luby’s closing down and being replaced with something worthwhile.

Unfortunately, the Luby’s Corporation also owns what’s left of Fuddrucker’s, and that’s also on the table for sale. Or they might just sell the whole company. I guess it depends on who is willing to offer how much for what in the current economy…